Phrase Aficionados Gifts

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Changing Minds

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Sinead?!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Brothers Grimm

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Hart Warming