Phrase Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hang 'em high is just an expression Judge!'

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Bad Career Move

Male On Sunday

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.