Word Enthusiast Gifts

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

When It Rains, It Pours

Terms of Reference

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Male On Sunday

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."