Wise Word Enthusiast Gifts

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Gold versus Knowledge

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Poet and Peasant

'try moderation next time!'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

Garbage is a collector's item.

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'