Wise Words Admirer Gifts

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Sharp Eyes

Vote For Me!

Scale indicates the value of books.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'try moderation next time!'

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

Three wise men following a lightbulb

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

"Oy vey"

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'

Lady tipping cab driver

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

'Won't be long, my dad is just passing down his values.'

'You wouldn't want to know.'

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'

"Like my grandmother always used to say: 'It's better to phosphoresce than to curse the darkness!'"

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."