Wise Men Admirer Gifts

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Czarcasm

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Guru in a maze.

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Wilhelm Dilthey

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

'It's a girl!'

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'He's almost human.'

Three wise men following a lightbulb

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Shoe Tree

Today's memoir is more of a who dunit?

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

Mensa / womensa toilets.

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'