Modern Wise Man Admirer Gifts

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

Anton Chekhov

Guru in a maze.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Wilhelm Dilthey

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'It's a girl!'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'He's almost human.'

'You're a paperweight - you're supposed to be heavy!'

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Gregor awakes from anxious dreams to find he has hands for feet and feet for hands.

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.