Modernist Admirer Gifts

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Man showing in the rain.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Thermidor Dali

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

James Joyce.

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Artists Cats

'I like the frame.'

Thermidor Dali