Modernism Fan Gifts

Architecture Books

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

James Joyce.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

The iPad Players

'Hey, I used that model once!'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Virginia Woolf

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

James Joyce

Anna Ahmatova

Anton Chekhov

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Bau Wau Haus

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."