Modernism Aficionado Gifts

Modern architect almost collapsing in shock of post modern building

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Well....I could've done this!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Jackson Pollock Studio

Art Gallery.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Tracey Emin's Bed

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

James Joyce

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

The Screeeen!

Artist in formaldehyde

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Anton Chekhov

I always wanted to be a muse.

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'