Modernist Enthusiasts Gifts

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

James Joyce.

Mid-century Father

Breakfast surreal.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

James Joyce

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Jack Kerouac

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Anton Chekhov

James Joyce

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Architecture Books

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Ezra Pound

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Barnett Newman

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

"He's a Baumaus student."

'What sort of mermaid did you expect from Damien Hirst?'

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"Form Follow Money."

"Nude descending your tie."

Virginia Woolf.

If Georgia O'Keeffe Had A Kid