Modernism Buff Gifts

Ezra Pound

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The Selfie

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Let us pray...'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

James Joyce.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

James Joyce

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

Jesus Christo

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

James Joyce

Virginia Woolf

Anton Chekhov

"This is the show, Madam."

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