Modern Design Admirer Gifts

Noah's Architect

"Very minimalist"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Early Colour TV

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Feel better, dear?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Thermidor Dali

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Artists Cats

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'I like the frame.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Thermidor Dali

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Understanding art.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Madonna and Child, 2008

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

Waster Island Apartments