Modern Aesthetic Admirer Gifts

Minimalist Apartment rejects old furniture.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Thermidor Dali

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Artists Cats

'I like the frame.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Thermidor Dali

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Understanding art.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

Madonna and Child, 2008

Oscar Wilde