Modern Art Admirer Gifts

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"It's an honest piece"

Art Exhibition - 'And be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'

"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."

'Art overload - even this is beginning to llke like kitsch.'

"Can you tell me where the Mondrians live?"

Pirate Artist

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Understanding art.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

'I like the frame.'

'Finally something I like!' (Man leaving through the art galleries exit).

'I think you'll find it's a Mondrian, not a Sudoku.'

'It was only a matter of time before Montmarte went digital!'

Madonna and Child, 2008

Andy Warhol

'We must be early. It hasn't started yet.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Cloud Spotting

Artists Cats

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'Let's not invite the Pollocks again.'

"No, really, I've been up for hours."

Moma

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

Bot Art: After Frida Kahlo

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."