Modern Art Lover Gifts

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'It's called 'The Stock Market'.'

Sculpting

Jackson Pollock as a child

The Big Picture

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

Euro on the exhibition.

'Call the police. Some vandal has wrecked the Tracy Emin installation!'

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

'So what exactly are you trying to say.'

"It says here that this was his non-productive period."

Eye test art

The Persistence of Memory 2020

Art Gallery, "Oh Brad isn't it wonderful that people are still paying fortunes for this sort of junk?"

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.

'Bear in mind that during my art training, I was heavily influenced by Picasso.'

'It looks messy but it has a certain cachet.'

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

"Hmm. I still feel like something's missing."

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

'And this is the picture the great man painted.'

Trapped in a painting

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Damien Hirst's art teacher

"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"

The Museum Of Grant-Free Art

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Museum Guard Portrait

The Relentless March of Time

Meet The Artist

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

"You must be Mrs. Picasso. I recognize you from Pablo's drawings."

Reimagining of 'the son of man'