Modern Art Admirer T-Shirts

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"It's an honest piece"

"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."

Art Exhibition - 'And be sure to see my website at dot-dot-dot-dot-com.'

Pirate Artist

"Can you tell me where the Mondrians live?"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Understanding art.

'Art overload - even this is beginning to llke like kitsch.'

Madonna and Child, 2008

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Cloud Spotting

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

'Finally something I like!' (Man leaving through the art galleries exit).

Artists Cats

'It was only a matter of time before Montmarte went digital!'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'I like the frame.'

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'We must be early. It hasn't started yet.'

Art Vandalism

Picasso: The Early Years

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"I didn't get it at first, either. Then it hits you."

"No, really, I've been up for hours."

Moma

"People read too much into everything."

Henry Moore

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

"Feel better, dear?"