Aesthetics Admirer Gifts

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mr Metrosexual.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

The Thinker?

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation