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'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).