Aesthetic Appreciator T-Shirts

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"After spending all day out there I'm so calmed by a limited color palette and some simple, clean lines."

"My design aesthetic is ostentatious minimalism."

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Aesthetics

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"For a minimalist, this is a wish come true..."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Juggler and Illusionist

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,