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Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Victor Hugo

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Mikado

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Mr Metrosexual.

Happy thoughts

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.