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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'They all want to play the star.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Emergency Hipster Beard

Misunderstood artist

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"