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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'They all want to play the star.'

Victor Hugo

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Back to school.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

Cat statues on entrance gate

A Macaroni in 1772

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Mikado

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"