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'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Rodin's Irish Judge

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Victor Hugo

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

A Macaroni in 1772

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Mikado

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Happy thoughts

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'