Art Appreciation Advocate Gifts

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Rodin's Irish Judge

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Misunderstood artist

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

'Projectile painting.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'