Art Appreciation Gifts

Creation of Red Wine

Life Without Mozart

'You're not from around here?'

"But is it content?"

"Now this I get."

The Museum of Swine Art.

Ginger Lynn

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

They're museum quality!"

Question Mark Picture.

Don't Bother to Knock - Just Walk in and Say Hi!

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

'It's a painting. There is no sound.'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"I love your early work."

Suggestion box. We value your input.

"Oh, it's you."

'We're accountants, Nathan. Our job is to structure a depreciation schedule for it, not to try to understand it.'

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

A post-modern abstract self portrait

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'It must have been one of those 'Casual Fridays'.'

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'Sold!...to the man at the back...with the twitch.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Mirror to make people look fat.

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Three artist interpretations of Venice

"Do we want the label, too?"

Butler to child, "Your parents wish to inform you that they love you."

'It's getting better. Two more glasses and it'll be a masterpiece.'

The Vitruvian mum.