Artwork Appreciation Gifts

"Escher! Get your ass up here."

STILL LIVES - 'Only eight o'clock on a Friday night and I'm steaming already!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Victor Hugo

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

A Macaroni in 1772

Misunderstood artist

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Projectile painting.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Happy thoughts

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'