Artwork Gifts

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"So you're into pointillism."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

All pottery hand-thrown

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"