Paperwork Artist Gifts

'Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year' 'Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Here and There Trays

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

InIn by-products.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

In - Out - Pending.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.