Creative Paper Artist Gifts

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Printers

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Origami time!

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Making Christmas Decorations

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'