Creative Paper Artist Gifts

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Frank Zappa

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Printers

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Origami time!

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."