Paper Artisan Gifts

Printing Room

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Printers

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."