Paper Crafts Enthusiast Gifts

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Formula One car origami

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Printers

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

International House of Paperwork

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."