Paper Craft Lover Gifts

'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

"The Sunday New York Times — Shredded edition"

Origami bird lays an egg.

Cut out and keep your own Carol Singer.

Cut out and keep your own Maid.

Torn paper train

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"