Paper Crafts Gifts

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"The workers won't be happy that you've turned their website suggestions into origami."

The Origami Society...

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

War games.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'On the other hand, having the sales report in the form of a paper airplane is convenient.'

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Cut out and keep Shepherd.

Origami animals are being driven into a confetti factory slaughter house.

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Instructional guide to scribbling

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Children's Imagination

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Once again, I fold.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Formula One car origami

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.