Arts And Crafts Gifts

"Enough!"

"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

The Relationship

'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'

Paper Men Chain

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

'That's quite a loose style you've got there, Mrs. Fernbush!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"I made you a vest."

Cross-country knitting.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Sportknitting

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Mom, we're cutting and pasting and Andrew's trying to virtually eat the paste!"

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Pottery

Potter

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

Artisanal Pottery

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

"This one is for converting a military base into a crafts center."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"The innocence seems forced."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

Pinterest shaming

"She's a natural!"