Arts And Crafts Aficionados Gifts

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

The Artist

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Building giant sand pies.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Europa takes a selfie

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Face painting - children have no faces

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Christmas Craftwork

Quilt fanatic