Crafting Aficionados Gifts

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

A man working on a model airplane

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Sheep Knitting.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

'You just continue to grow.'

'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"