Artisanal Aficionados Gifts

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

The Artist

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Lovely dovetail."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Easter Candy Island.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Donald Glover

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

The First Supper

Billie Piper.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

God and Adam's first date.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."