Artisan Lovers Gifts

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Politics has divided everything."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Cheesemaker

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Crocheting during lockdown

Sheep Knitting.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Pandemic Orphans

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

William Morris

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Web Stockings

Pottery Sale

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Man and woman knitting together.