Artisanal Admirer Gifts

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Lovely dovetail."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Luthier

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Peter Gabriel

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

Big Ballet Dancer.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Faberge Chicken

Billie Piper.

Crocheting during lockdown

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

Cheesemaker

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

David Bowie

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Now at the Farmers' Market

Gentrification of the fridge