Artisan Admirer Gifts

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Glass Production

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Looming Death

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Lovely dovetail."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."