Artist Admirer Gifts

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

Quino 1932-2020

Man blowing bubbles

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Mimi's final scene

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Joe Biden

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"Feel better, dear?"

Shell Fire

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

The Thinker?

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Move, Gary."