Accidental Artist Admirer Gifts

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Dead Funny

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Mythical Family of Four.

The Thinker?

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."