Accidental Art Appreciator Gifts

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Edward Elgar.