Accidental Art Appreciator Gifts

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Edward Elgar.

Coot on a jetty