Accidental Artist Gifts

Hair trigger

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

'It wasn't premeditated.

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Instant art

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Bathing and Showering.

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Shark Bomb

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

Unlucky sculpture.

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

Emergency Ward - "The handle fell off his shooting stick, and he forgot!"

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

Banana Warning

It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!

You will soon learn how to put on bandages.