Accidental Art Lover Gifts

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Use your imagination.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

The americanisation of vulture.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cactus seats.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

They were mysteriously drawn together

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'