Unexpected Art Lover Gifts

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Venus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where Indian ink came from.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Use your imagination.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cactus seats.

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition