Unconventional Art Lover Gifts

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

What's an Imax cave?

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The Origami Society...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."