Unconventional Art Lover Pillows

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Framed Lady

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature