Ironic Art Lover Pillows

"They look happy."

The Wonder Of It All

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

The perfectionist.

Paint fight art!

Exhibition for Prisoners

Skeleton Corner

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'I draw moustaches on lingerie posters. I've just signed with a leading gallery.'

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Gallery of modern art

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Fall of Gnome

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Golden bubbles

Give me your sick...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

"With great power comes great reward."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'