Ironic Art Enthusiast Pillows

'Alternative medicine enhancer'.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Had enough of the box.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Exhibition for Prisoners

New Silk Road,

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

Micromanagement

Artist in formaldehyde

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Gallery of modern art

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

Paint fight art!

"Don't mention it."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"I have nothing to hide."

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

The Wonder Of It All

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

Maurice Barres

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Covid-19 Mask Fashions

Nigel Farage

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"